A downloadable entertainment program for Windows
WHAT IS THIS
It's Ttuesday morniing.
Youu are sleeepy.
Cofffee is needded.
You are a Ckoffee Drinkerrrr.
WHY IS THIS
Ckoffee Drinkerrz is a supremely realistic coffee drinking simulator that meets the high standards set by the Visual Entertainment Simulation Design Symposium of Cologne in 1932.
In the eponymous Baggstroff charter, it states that "liquids with physical properties should be [rendered] as individual spherical objects, and human faces rendered without hair or emotion, unless bodily harm is appropriately applied."
In this particular entertainment program, I've made sure to capture 5 of the 11 requirements as accurately as possible. The remaining 6 have been dutifully thanked for the joy they've brought many humans, then properly tossed aside and forgotten.
NO SERIOUSLY. WHY.
I made this wayyyy back in 2010 for an amazing website called Glorious Trainwrecks that was all about making tons of crappy little games just to make things and get them done no matter the quality.
Please enjoy this slightly remastered blast from the past.
Double click it.
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